I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Drunk is a universal language darling
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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