Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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