Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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