I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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