I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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