It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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