Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
