I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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