Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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