I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
His nipple licking is glorious
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