Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
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He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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