The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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