Can i not drive my cunt home
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
did you just send me my own nude
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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