He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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