Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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