im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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