I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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