ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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