what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
