Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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