hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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