My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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