Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
i think my cat just said my name.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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