Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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