Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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