whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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