but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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