Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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