I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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