they need to just BURY HIM!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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