so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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