we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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