You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I am naked and annoyed.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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