you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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