He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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