Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It was a blind-side dick pic.