stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.