4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
hey, what are you doing tonight?
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Jerry, you need to find god
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city