i permit you to call me
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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