dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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