Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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