if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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