you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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