someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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