We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Will exercising make me less horny?
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