It's like God shit irony all over that family
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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