soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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