Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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