Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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