I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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