Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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