I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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