You're a womanizer and a bitch.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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