Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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