You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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