Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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