i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
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The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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