She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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