We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Randomize
