she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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