Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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