Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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