just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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